“But what’s more American than insanity?” Brianna Logan
By: Gabriela Yareliz
Guys, there are like 12+ candidates for NYC Mayor. Every day, I see a new sign for a new person. It’s unhinged. Some guy bought like every Hulu ad, and it’s either him or an eczema commercial. Primaries are happening. We’ll see what comes out of this.
The city stays submerged in its steady chaos and decline. It’s like when you go underwater and can only hear muffled sounds. That is the vibe. Apparently, between Mayor and City Council Member the requirement to run is to be a pervert (or at least a ladies’ man), deeply incompetent or both. Lord.
Who will be getting my sassy letter to the Mayor in 2026? This will keep unfolding. The crown is up for grabs.
GABRIELA YARELIZ 