Adored by: Gabriela Yareliz Today has proven to be an interesting day. Let us start with the lyrics and song The Director played during economics lecture: “I want to marry a lighthouse keeper and keep him company, I want to marry a lighthouse keeper and live by the side of the sea I’ll polish his lampsContinue reading “The Lighthouse keeper and other such things”
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Songs, soup and the girls in the polos
By: Gabriela Yareliz Call me an idiot, but yesterday I prepared some Campbell’s soup for myself. Tomato. “Umm-umm good”? Not really. I forgot to add the can of water and let me tell you, that soup is jacked up with so much sodium and sugar. It was disgusting. I realized my mistake but then itContinue reading “Songs, soup and the girls in the polos”
/This one is for the boys in the polos/
By: Gabriela Yareliz So, it is Wednesday. It’s the middle of crunch time (otherwise known as the week). Some are sick, others delirious, and others- just fine. So this is what has been going down: [a] Yesterday, I saw a professor with small, round, burgundy glasses. He looked so classic. I mean who wakes upContinue reading “/This one is for the boys in the polos/”
Real Life Sentiment Part II
By: Gabriela Yareliz So, what did happen on that fateful day that I was supposed to cover the domino tournament? This is a delayed update, partly because I had to get over the trauma and rage of the whole deal. On October 13th, after an exhausting day, I drove home and went back to GainesvilleContinue reading “Real Life Sentiment Part II”
Real Life Sentiment
By: Gabriela Yareliz From my best friend’s tumblr: Feistyfeliz.tumblr.com gabby (me): “the domino tournament is tomorrow. somebody, put me in a wheelchair.” True sentiment. I also just discovered, I don’t remember the purpose of the game I am supposed to be covering tonight. Wikipedia, enlighten me. Later though, now it’s time for an ethics exam.Continue reading “Real Life Sentiment”
Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s day is approaching. I thought I’d rewind the clock. Before there were roses, diamonds, and for some, disappointments, there were the paper bags that everyone would prepare. Teachers looked on cringing as we made a mess with glue and glitter. The pink and red construction paper grew thin and wet with excessive glue. As weContinue reading “Valentine’s Day”
Battles of Control
The tricks we try and how they can fail. By: Gabriela Yareliz Gonzalez This past Christmas season, I was in terror at the thought of the mall. It wasn’t the overload of people or the uncertainty of certain purchases; it was the group of aggressive sale merchants that linger between stores sometimes stalking youContinue reading “Battles of Control”
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