Category Archives: humor

Nostalgia

By: Gabriela Yareliz It is official- I am having serious cricket withdrawals. I have quit freaking out about assignments and failed group projects. As I look around the library I see people in complete exhaustion sleeping on textbooks in defeat. Sad story. End of the semester- 3 weeks to duke it out. I am not sadContinue reading “Nostalgia”

Vent

By: Gabriela Yareliz Warning: What follows is a complete ventilation of feeling (really, more specifically, frustration)… So, the creepy guy at the library who always looks around at people, more specifically Felicia and I, like he wants to abduct us, GO AWAY. No one likes the way you cough all over the keyboard and lookContinue reading “Vent”

Suavemente

By: Gabriela Yareliz This song was a hit. Everyone has heard it whether it was in Dancing with the Stars, anything involving salsa, or at a restaurant that is trying to have Latin flavor. They’ve played it on runways, dress showcases, parties and now finally someone has redone it and is trying to reap theContinue reading “Suavemente”

Observant

By: Gabriela Yareliz Good morning! So, guess who the new Cricket reporter is? Yup- me. Thank you Patalia House (bollywood movie) for peaking my interest. I really need to get a Cricket for dummies book or something. At least I know what a bowler is. This morning, I looked up at a building and it wasContinue reading “Observant”

Final Exams

By: Gabriela Yareliz I am done. No more final exams. I took my final final. 🙂 I am feeling great. Now, I must start doing what I dislike most, going to stores. It is that season. This morning, I thought no buses were running and I got all scared until some ghetto bus with whatContinue reading “Final Exams”

The Lighthouse keeper and other such things

Adored by: Gabriela Yareliz Today has proven to be an interesting day. Let us start with the lyrics and song The Director played during economics lecture: “I want to marry a lighthouse keeper and keep him company, I want to marry a lighthouse keeper and live by the side of the sea I’ll polish his lampsContinue reading “The Lighthouse keeper and other such things”

Songs, soup and the girls in the polos

By: Gabriela Yareliz Call me an idiot, but yesterday I prepared some Campbell’s soup for myself. Tomato. “Umm-umm good”? Not really. I forgot to add the can of water and let me tell you, that soup is jacked up with so much sodium and sugar. It was disgusting. I realized my mistake but then itContinue reading “Songs, soup and the girls in the polos”